Sack Attack

When one’s scrotum goes rogue

Sorry I couldn’t to the meeting today, I felt a sack attack coming on and decided not to risk it.

by medium_dipper December 7, 2021

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

Dick attack

When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.

Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"

by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019