Dylan Martin

This guy is always fucking up one way or another, but eventually he'll disappear. Like magic!

Such a Dylan Martin

by Just_me_dj November 24, 2021

Dylan

A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.

Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.

Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.

by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021

dylan

scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock

dylan has a 6.4 in dick

by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021

Dylan Moore

A cute guy with no common since, but a dice dick.

Hey look it’s a Dylan moore, great at sex but could never pass a test

by Dumb bitch01 November 24, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is the most drippy person in the hood. Dylan always drip too hard. He is a person who don’t give a f.

Dylan is dripping so hard.

by Dopeman01_ November 24, 2021

Dylan

Dylans are the most hot, sexy, beautiful and intellectual people alive and you should definitely be friends with one if youre not already theyre great at everything and once you get to meet one its automatic that youll fall in love with them and be planning a marriage

I love you dylan please have my kids

by I am not called dylan November 23, 2021

DYLAN P

Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO

John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS

by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021