Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.

by whoDis20 November 29, 2020

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Ladder Buddy

Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.

Where is your ladder buddy?!

by Ladderbuddy1 September 21, 2019

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When a prison riot is going on instead of rioting with the other prisoners you have sex with your riot buddy.

There was a riot earlier today, me and my riot buddy had a lot of fun.

by Braille.Gov January 04, 2023

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what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class

" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"

by ninjaghost319 October 27, 2015

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This is my unfuck buddy.

by Rex Seimor February 20, 2016

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One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet

Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me

by angrypod147 January 26, 2019

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When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

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