not playing with a regulation ball

mentally incompetent; mentally challenged

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.

by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010

Playing the angel's trumpet

Getting high by smoking weed

-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.

by QueenSativa October 26, 2010

playing an upwards red

refers to the system used on popular game pro evo to measure a players form, but translated into real life as to how someone is playing football, how there pulling or how there generally feeling

"champ i cant believe you just pulled rachel dove" "yeh i was playing an upwards red just then"
(- well he'd have to be)

by Frazer Newport May 1, 2007

The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.

you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014

Playing my tune

Someone is calling your name for something

"Hey I'll call you back the nurse is playing my tune"

by Laborlover May 21, 2015

pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016