jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.

We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!

by airmanbw August 24, 2021

Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat

Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"

by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021

A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

by Maidress June 4, 2021

Ghost Jizz

Ectoplasm

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!

by Chitlins June 4, 2021

JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)

Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"

by Gay_kid June 17, 2021

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025