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Twenty Dollar Sandwich

Made by hiding a $20 bill between your credit card and drivers license in order to conceal its delivery to a bribee.
usually used in hotels to bribe front desk clerks into answering favorably to the question "do you have any complimentary upgrades?"

Try this in Vegas, it works surprisingly often.

The Twenty Dollar Sandwich can also be used with other denominations such as $50
by danny the greek June 8, 2010
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich
by mick hirte May 30, 2006
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Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.
(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!
by The Professor November 24, 2003
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mayonnaise sandwich

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.
Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.
by mayonnaise sandwich October 11, 2014
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Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
by jackson4502 June 10, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
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