Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by anonymous December 9, 2021

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

A SHITEATER born a PEDOPHILE.

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021

Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.

I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.

by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster

Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.

That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.

by anonymous April 1, 2024