by Loopy poopy December 27, 2019

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"
"But god loves you!"
"I’m almost finished."
"But god loves you!"
"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

Be patient.
by TheRoadLessTravelled August 17, 2025

your mother: I'm pregnant!
your father: delete it.
your mother: I cant do that, its our child!
your father: you have admin, now delete it.
your father: delete it.
your mother: I cant do that, its our child!
your father: you have admin, now delete it.
by Tesla Tobester August 14, 2024

by Tkkjit November 26, 2021

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird
John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”
Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
by JDsmithster June 12, 2024
