open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.

Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”

by Albertito200 February 18, 2025

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."

Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Shit Canvas

When one is covered in shit and another person draws with it on the others body

Bro my girlfriend wants me to shit canvas her

by Kjsimpsons February 19, 2025

shit surgery

one who undergoes surgery of the Colon, Rectum, or Sphincter.

hey, are you ready for your shit surgery?
idk... im kinda nervous...

by GABEBESTX1771 February 26, 2025

Shit skin

Derogatory but accurate term for middle eastern/ Indian people Due to most having dookie brown skin and always smelling foul.

I’m sick of those damn shit skins always spam calling me

by dillyding February 26, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025