Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. August 6, 2016

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

quasi-dicked

When attempting to fully insert your penis, and all she can physically manage is the tip.

Dude, did you hump that chick last night? "Yeah, but she was tiny, I only quasi-dicked her"

by Shagrug August 2, 2016

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis

Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?

by Jumper cables July 30, 2016