by Tronalfazz October 01, 2016
by that wont work November 14, 2023
This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
by tikitikiland January 30, 2023
Having a stick jammed in one's asshole tends to make the person unpleasant, ridged, and unforgiving. Generally speaking, people with sticks in thier butts will go out of thier way to stick thier nose in your business and make as much trouble for you as possible.
by FireSpring August 28, 2022
Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
by The schleeper February 06, 2018