midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

Finger bang your Google box

To look something up on your smartphone

What time is the movie? Can you finger bang your Google box and find out?

by TheApothecary August 14, 2017

your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested May 14, 2018

Interational show me your nipples day

Friday, May 9th is the Internationally recognized day to show your best online friend your badonkadonks!

Hey man, can you pop a pepperoni? I'm tryna see some nips on Interational show me your nipples day !

by Dimmaladingus May 8, 2025

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019

i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024