Butterflies in my Nutsack

Erection

As i witness the magnificence beyond this wall, that is when it hit me. There's butterflies in my nutsack.

by Ensign_Foil January 23, 2021

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021

ferret on my pussy

to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean

by xgmpt January 25, 2021

Bust my pipe

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021

Bust my stick

Broke my surfboard

I shred so hard, I bust my stick.

by Kramus January 26, 2021