Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

Shit dam

It is when there is pressure or an air bubble (a fart) holding back a large amount of shit. Once the shit dam breaks it all just fallso out.

Fk man it only took 5 minutes of pushing and squeezing to break that shit dam. Then it all just came out.

by Mr. Impossible June 22, 2016

shit

what comes out of your anus and smells really bad, like reeeaaalllyyy bad. espechialy when stepped in. it also tastes bad (not that i would know.)

i just shit so bad and karen stepped in it.

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024

Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.

Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET

by Traveling ass January 11, 2015

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017