would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

You

You,

The most beautiful person in the world, with the best personality ever.
You are this special, magical, and beautiful person in my life

My best friend,
You are everything,

Everything i've ever wanted.
You're the love of my life

I love you for being you.
You are the best

by SpillinLove June 20, 2019

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

You

It's you.

Ay it's you

by Idklol69yeet420 November 8, 2021

fort you all nite

when you are playing Fortnite and too focused to have sex so your gf or bf fucks you

I wanna fort you all nite

Her: "yes Papi"

by AG kicker nigger September 11, 2018

Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb

That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!

by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017