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blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017
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Type A Shit

A shit so hard and big it would rip you in half to excreate
When Bro's pissing me off so I low-key blast by type a shit plug at him
by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.
"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."
by alsalfai June 18, 2012
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Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes
by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.
by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022
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