ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021

Hating ass nigga

Pope

Pope is a hating ass nigga

by The goatfromMo April 30, 2023

Cop ass dude

Meth addict with a badge number.

Hey bro, you see that cop ass dude over there?

by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018

Ass puppet

When a person only says what their “puppet master” would say as a response… like the “master” has his arm up the “puppet’s” ass and is working its mouth with their hand.

JD Vance is just Donald Trump’s ass puppet.

by T-sen October 2, 2025