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You a baby

When a older female finds you attractive
Her: How old are you
You: 21
Her: you a baby, I’m almost 30
by LouVille Beatz December 1, 2021
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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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You see the teekers, don’t you

A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.
“You see the teekers, don’t you, Kara
by Fleabo December 15, 2023
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I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
by Misinformation January 2, 2024
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“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique
A friend says - “That girl is very good looking

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”
by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021
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