Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.

Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".

by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018

ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

fat ass

Melody Anne wreaks cross

Melody Anne wreaks cross is a fat ass

by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018

skillet ass

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!

Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!

by Madness18 May 17, 2018

Pussy ass bitch

Someone who posts someone else’s address acting all tough BUT never pulls up!

“Woah! Did you see Erica N’s post that addy?”

“What a pussy ass Bitch! We all know she don’t got balls to pull up!

by whatup? May 17, 2018

ass heart

typically known as the prostate to gays

Thrust into my ass heart, daddy.

by doneboyo May 19, 2018

Ass

Commonly and correctly used to describe the Baltimore Ravens professional football team.

The Ravens are ass

by TheMadHacker May 20, 2018