Shit

a contemptible or worthless person.

Me: hey-

You: ugh here comes the pease of shit

Me: ok then-

by MoonBean October 26, 2020

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

Eat shit

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".

1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"

by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024

Shit for brains

Scott Morrison

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is a classic example of shit for brains

by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020

shit flame

A "shit flame" is a term to describe a person who causes unaltered distress in someone. Commonly used by Mr.Lahey of Trailer Park Boys.

2. Also Know as "Shit fire"

Jim Lahey: Ricky grew up as a little Shit spark from the ol' "shit flame" and then he turned into a shit bonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit fire storm.

by StonedShitrat January 27, 2016

Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024