OLD SHIT

Something That Happened Yesterday.

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"

by Cadillac Sanchez August 16, 2018

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

Shit

Poop

Jake:shit

by Welp yell for help July 27, 2020

Shit that ass

When you bang a girl so hard you make her shit herself

"Damn man, I heard you banged Wendy so good you made her shit that ass"

by Assshittinglegend April 28, 2017

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.

She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.

by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015