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This is the shit

A lot of weird definitions here but what it actually means is people in prison sneak weed up there ass so there homies in there can smoke. And it smells like shit. So while smoking and passing they tell there homies hit this…. This is the shit.

And know I’m not kidding it’s a California prison slang word
Hit this weed homeboy this is the shit.
by Me 1000000001 August 21, 2022
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shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.
Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.
by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
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shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023
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Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011
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Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023
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Cupcake Shit

Refers to something that is extremely easy to understand or complete.
Man, Spanish is cupcake shit for me!
by Delfinite December 8, 2020
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