Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Wet Willy

A wet dick in the ear.

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!

by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020

Willy

A willy is a good guy that always smells or makes things smell but is very athletic despite his small structure, he will fall in love with you if you show a lot of interests in him and only him because he can a very selfish person

He is such a willy!

by ilililililili-__- July 11, 2017

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

Willis

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.

Hey man what's wrong with her?

She met a Willis

by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025

Chilly Willy

The single greatest feeling of pure adrenaline, induced through the snorting of vodka up one's nostrils. May get you intoxicated quicker and with greater effect.

Friend: Bro have you ever done a chilly willy?
You: No, what's that?
Friend: *proceeds to snort vodka and go batshit crazy*

by Chillawilly July 14, 2019