willy sucker

why the fuck did you type up willy sucker

“oi cunt”
“what bro!”
“nah fuck off you willy sucker”

story by indee xx

by daddy69y September 27, 2020

Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)

Willy Wonka

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020

Chilly Willy

When you put air duster upside down and blow it on your cock.

last night i did the chilly willy.

by TheOnlyTrueCoco October 31, 2020

Willy big cock

Willy big cock has a very big cock and likes to spread joy and positivity. Btw he’s a very thicc boy

Willy big cock is packin’

by Willy big boy November 2, 2020

chilly willy

a penis that has been deep-fried, covered in peri peri then frozen

you've got a chilly willy

by XxholivenomexX November 5, 2020