half-first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent’s male half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

Uncle Jerek

Uncle Jerek- A person who is wholesome, sexy, smart, & strong or they are an Uncle named Jerek!

Hey Uncle Jerek!

by The Alphabet Crusader November 16, 2021

uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 February 16, 2016

uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 24, 2023

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 08, 2020

dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Nintendo Uncle Syndrome

Nintendo Uncle Syndrome is another version of a know-it-all. In this case, generally regarding Nintendo news and otherwise and the attempt at seeming legit by using an 'uncle' to stand in as proof. The uncle who 'works at Nintendo.'

Oftentimes it is just someone who always wants to be right, needs you to 'just trust them man' or otherwise just enjoys lies for the sake of it.

"Ralph always seems to think we believe him when he tells us what Nintendo will do next but he just suffers from Nintendo Uncle Syndrome."

by Mulina April 06, 2023