Luke

a very very cute boy from europe that will always hold a place in my heart

''Luke? Oh i remember him. He was the love of my life for a few''

by jumbohotdoglalalalala June 18, 2023

Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

luke lowe

most badass mf around, talking to him in a manner that is more or less disrespectful can get you in a world of hurt. luke lowe gets the most bitches in the burg. being willard lowes little brother automatically means he gets bitches

god I wish I was as cool and badass as luke lowe!!!

by dig bick6942069 February 17, 2024

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.

Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.

by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020