jesus groupies

religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.

i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.

by ahfdsafjiow October 23, 2017

Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 4, 2023

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

by Dignity December 7, 2020

Lyin' for Jesus

When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.

That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.

by aerie66 November 3, 2017

jesus harambe

its hrambe in jesus form

HOLY JESUS HARAMBE

by HARAMBE_IS_ALIVE September 18, 2016

Jesus banger

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

by Lulublu November 24, 2018