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Post 2000s kid

People that didn’t grow up in the 2000s, but grew up with 2000s stuff.
“I was born in 2008 but still used the Wii in my childhood” Im a post 2000s kid
by Uchco April 13, 2021
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Post BP Syndrome

Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.

The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has

A. Heard of the oil spill

B. Cares at least a little bit

C. Has seen the aftermath

D. Dislikes BP in some form

People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*

Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!

Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!

Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?

Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome

Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water

Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!

Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead

*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair

Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING

Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
by ihateurmom July 7, 2010
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low effort post

A tactic used by subreddits to easily remove posts.

Sometimes this is stupid as fuck, I mean how do you phrase a question, A QUESTION, to be "high effort/quality"?
This is just moronic.
r/idiotic/moronicsubredditnamehere Rule 4 low effort posts or low quality posts will be removed.
Question about a part, how its called, the subreddit: Lol no, low effort post. Questions have to be high quality even if you dont know what youre talking about because its a question.
by RTX superior to Apple M chips. September 11, 2022
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This post will age terribly

"the dumbass went on This post will age terribly to make a meme, what a cunt!"
by fuckcuntslikeyou February 19, 2021
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post anal drip

what you get when attempting to fart, but you end up with a hershey squirt coming out instead.
i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!
by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive (especially considering black christian traditions in North America) philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity. Today outspoken prophetic leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. might or may have been considered post-gothic to the Roman Empire.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Martin Luther King Jr. may or may not have been considered to be a part of Post-Gothic Christianity to the Roman Empire at the time. Today it is still undecided.
by CoaltownBrown November 7, 2021
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Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.
"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."
by Octofrie July 6, 2020
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