by Dr.85120 June 13, 2020
In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.
Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
From Brewstew - little sister
Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
From Brewstew - little sister
by AceForgor April 18, 2022
Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
by I am his son January 09, 2023
A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.
by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021
Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
by Advantage Tennis Academy April 25, 2018
White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
by Remco Pardeau March 02, 2019