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Chode

Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies
Her: Dawson kept is such a chode

Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️
by Bossyandboujee7 July 30, 2020
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Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode
Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode
by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025
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Chode

Someone who is short in stature and overweight; could also apply to ones penis
Eric is such a chode ! He’s short and fat

Eric has a chode. His penis is very girthy and short.
by Sophie sharp December 3, 2021
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Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
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sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis
wow did you see david has a sigma chode
by Sigmarizzler82 February 6, 2024
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Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.
My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!
by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023
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