One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Super straight: would never date a transgender person
Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)
If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."
I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
Super straight: would never date a transgender person
Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)
If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."
I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
person: I'm a super straight!
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
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