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Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.
ohhh god not sway-ham.
by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
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ham

beat, ugly, weird, funny.
you’re hammmm
by Gumdrop90 March 12, 2019
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Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now
by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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Lap Ham

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"
by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
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Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
by Gibbyme December 31, 2018
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