New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while

What the fuck is wrong with you
by Coleslaw420 June 01, 2025
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Slimey Pipe

When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.
Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!

Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!
by Bazinga87 February 24, 2023
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pumping the pipes

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.
by Nykimeow July 21, 2021
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Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.
After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.
by Wrongpiper December 16, 2011
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pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.
You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.
by Busty Giselle April 08, 2023
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Pipe fairy

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.
by Heheharaha June 03, 2023
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