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Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.
by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023
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Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
Matthew is sexy asf
by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021
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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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matthew pierpaoli

Fucking goated ass person

Does all the drugs in the world and still chills
Wow you seen Matthew Pierpaoli I fucking love that guy
by 68 Korean bbqs February 5, 2022
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Matthew

A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
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Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.
That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.
by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018
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