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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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Look alive

An exclamatory phrase to urge someone to stay alert, “stay on their toes” &/or be on their best behavior.
by Lola_Wants_You February 19, 2025
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Looking up girls kissing

Most lesbians (or other wlws) looked up girls kissing at a young age. The primary device used for looking up girls kissing is usually a communal/family device such as a computer or tablet, resulting in mortification once discovered in the search history.
Lesbian: "I was looking up girls kissing when I was 8 on the family computer."
Other girl: "the signs were all there."
Lesbian: "...Yup..."
by The Realest Lesbian March 13, 2025
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