ziyou_jessie

Stupid and dumb and sweet and happy but lil bit mad hates fake friend

some bully slender:EWWW A STUPID HOE!
Some kind ppl:STOP BEING RUDE TO HER
some bully slender:FINE
some 6 year old cnp oder:Kiss me daddy slender
ziyou_jessie:i am confused bruh stop

by ziyou_jessie March 14, 2022

National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.

It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar

by Jfalls November 14, 2023

The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!

"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.

by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023

Dudley & Jessica

A couple that genuinely cares about each other and the people around them. They are a force to be reckoned with. They have hot sex, and Dudley is always in control, but that’s the way Jessica likes it. Jessica takes damn good care of Dudley. She’s a good girl who respects Dudley very much, and he makes her happier than he can fathom.

If I ever decide to be in a relationship, it will be a Dudley & Jessica.

by Shesarealone April 24, 2024

Big Jessie

Like a dope. An idiot. A langer. Overall, not somebody you want to be, nor somebody you want to be around.

Look at that big Jessie over there leaving a suitcase freefall downhill.

by Jahnjahn December 17, 2024

jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif April 20, 2018

the 3 jessiccas

The best singing group that you could ever find, they sing high pitch, low pitch, and they can even sing like ariana grande! they usually dont write their own songs, and they have to have their makeup, and fancy accent. If they dont they are practically not jessiccas. They love to do hair flips, curl their hair, and sometimes get their fingers stuck in their hair while they are twisting it. They are going to be coming out with thier new hit single "isabelle" and u can buy it on itunes, for 19.99. They get all of the money, nobody else gets pai, not even their manager, rylan. It so happens that i am jessicca number 1 and im a part of the singing group!

i wish i was in the 3 jessiccas ..
yea me too they are perfectl

by adrinaynay January 22, 2018