Jordan

Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
Friend: who’s Jordan?

Me: don’t even get me started..
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 08, 2019
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Jordan is a ugly ass short dumb bitch whos gay and spends all money on vbucks and likes little kids. Also has a small peenis and there moms are a bitch
Look at that Jordan spending his money on vbucks
by Dumbbitchbob September 21, 2020
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A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.
by HL2862 November 15, 2017
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Jordan is the name 8-year-old white boys on tiktok use as a replacement for the n-word. It was originally started as an inside joke by the tiktoker Jordan Da Boo. When it spread out to the entirety of tiktok, "Jordan" started being referred to as "really f#cking corny".
"Wassup my Jordan!"
"Jordan with a hard J."
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Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, He might Lie sometimes but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
hey jordan can I see you today?

Sure what time?
by BenjaminB11 November 24, 2021
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Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 02, 2021
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