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Jesus Freak

A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.
Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 10, 2023
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Blimp Jesus

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
by Dante real man July 24, 2023
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Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
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Jesus freak

Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.
Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
by Datch Guy July 5, 2022
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Undeveloped Jesus

when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.
Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.
by Bee749 November 21, 2021
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Bald Jesus

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021
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Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
by JJJamasone July 25, 2021
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