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Food is Shit

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.
No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.
by Time Waters July 22, 2023
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Combo that shit!

When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.
"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"
by EffyStonemJr June 4, 2016
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Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.
I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
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kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
by ScotyD July 17, 2017
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shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.
"Shit happenz in relationships."
by pdolfo May 12, 2010
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