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hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
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Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.
That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah
by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022
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Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.
Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.
by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020
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wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020
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newt hands

A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name
Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here
by redjrs2911 February 24, 2020
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hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.
She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.
by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020
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Ween hand

Ween hand is Frank Iero’s left hand , the ween hand is god ...all hail the WEEN HAND
“Yo did you see franks guitar pansy? I bow down to that thing
Yeah man pansy’s rad , but have you seen ween hand ?! Ween hand is god”
by weenhand June 27, 2020
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