Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 18, 2020

Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.

Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."

by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020

Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.

Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!

by JustSnufs October 13, 2020

Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand

Poopy hand

by Big bih July 6, 2019

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

Buddy Hand

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.

Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.

by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016