Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

Japanese-flaggin

The word used when you wipe your ass for so ling theres blood on the white tissue when you finish wiping

"It took so long to wipe that at the end i was 'japanese-flaggin'.

by Sprayn March 20, 2025

American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.

Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.

by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025

False Flaggot

A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.

That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.

by TLWS June 30, 2025

Passed with swaying flags

In context, the historically correct version of the phrase "...with flying colors". As the latter phrase originates from the time when fleets returned victorious from battles and raised their flags, also know as "the colors".

She did great on the test! She passed with swaying flags!

by frohe weihnachten December 25, 2009

Devil's Flagpole

An erect penis.

Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.

by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018