quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:
Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.
Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.
Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.
Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.
Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.
by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024
Get the Doorman Familymug. A family in the roblox game adopt me that contains a family of over 10 random people in the server. The creator of the Max-Out Family is typically trying to get the entire server to join it.
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
Get the Max-Out Familymug. the act of smoking any substance(s) with and while family is in town for celebrations, holidays, etc. out of a "bowl" or a "piece."
"I'm so glad we took this time from our family reunion for family bowl-ing. It's so nice to have you guys in town."
by nikrainz March 6, 2010
Get the family bowl-ingmug. If your real family isn't present, a tribe is kind of like family. If you've had family present for everything great you've done, everything great that happened to you in life, then they're not there, it's an adjustment, it's new territory. You're the same person with a part of you that was there gone, a piece of the puzzle missing. Not everything is about putting together a puzzle, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes two trains start going different directions and it's hard to tell which direction you're going, it's not a negative feeling.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Familymug. 
When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
Get the Family Beatingmug. a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018
Get the disfuctional familymug.