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emo mullet

Noun

A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
by Mayer June 18, 2006
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Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by Josh December 4, 2004
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emo pigeon

by emopigeon October 7, 2021
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Emo Years

The time period, usually from 7th grade - 10th grade, when one is emo af. This usually results in emo hair, Twenty Øne Pilots shirts, and endless days crying about the breakup of My Chemical Romance. In some special cases, this emoness lasts for much longer, like about until death. Advice: Do NOT call an emo goth. They will flip out.
Person 1: Oh my gosh did you see Jenny today? She dyed all her hair black.
Person 2: Yeah she's just going through her Emo Years
Jenny: *sobs* ITS NOT A PHASE *face contorts into expression of complete anger* ALRIGHT WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME FIRST
by ThatOneKid9117213 August 1, 2017
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The EMO lore

The E.M.O. lore. Stands for Escape Mary obby since we couldn't find a better name. Is a lore of a woman, who lost her kids due her very own close friend, who she trusted, and ended up being disappointed of.
"hey! Have you also heard abt this one weird theory of the EMO lore?"
'Yeah! I did too! I kinda ship these two characters with eachoth—'
`NO SHIPS ARE ALLOWED IN OUR UNIVERSE. GET HIM, SOLDIERS!`
'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK'
"OH MY GOD DRAMA"
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emo mom

A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!
I am so glad my Mom was so accepting of my new style and music, she is a terrific Emo Mom!
by Xx of the Mazzy August 12, 2016
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Sun Emo

An emo person mainly from the U.S. coasts, East or West. Sun Emos usually wear bright clothing, and hang out a lot in public during the Summer and Spring seasons. Sun Emos are more colorful then regulars, and friendly towards people.
Hey, she's from the east coast! She's totally a Sun Emo!
by Emoliciouschick990 July 11, 2009
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