Depression

Something you get when you go to your email and see that your word wasn't published on Urban Dictionary

I got Depression when i saw that my word Hot Pocket wasn't published

by ResetRBLX March 9, 2019

Depression

The worst kind of feeling in life. If you have depression there’s some days where you feel good and others where you feel like shit, or if you’re really depressed then everyday is shit Usually caused by school/uni, work, family/parents, exes and people treating you like shit and more. Goddamn it’s 2 am and I’m still listening to marvins room and I have a math class tomorrow at 8:10 am fuck me.

Depression is a bitch you always feel like shit and can’t accomplish anything.

by Depressed Torontonian September 22, 2020

depressed rizz

when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023