David

a hot ass motherfucker that is kinda a fuckboy

emily: who's that? he is hotttttt!

ian: oh that is my friend david, but he is kind of a fuckboy.
emily: he's also my new boyfriend.

by greysanatomyislit May 22, 2016

David

David is the most funniest and most handsomest guy ever. He knows how to cheer you up when your down and knows the best way to help you get back on your feet. He is to good to be true. He will always make time for you friend/girlfriend this is what makes him the best boyfriend you can have. He can be a bit too straightforward but he makes up for it with his jokes.

Person: How are you doing David
David: I’m doing fine let’s catch up next and have a good laugh like the old days.

by Dabossisherefam February 20, 2018

david

He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga

Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."

by peshru May 30, 2019

David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

by JustAnotherBlackDude (Q) September 8, 2022

David Archuleta

Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.

-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)

by LilyBlack May 25, 2008

david copperfield

When you tell a woman you can make your dick disappear and
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!

My girlfriend wanted to watch tv the other night and I told her wait a little while longer because David Copperfield is coming

by stuart williams November 7, 2006

David

Davids are the HOTTEST guys you could ever meet! They are usually Chinese and like paper air planes, minecraft, and pretty much being a nerd. They have VERY cute butts.

Person 1: Whoah that guy has such a cute butt!!!
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...

by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu January 24, 2013