by 8907 November 10, 2020

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.
by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”
by Masterougwai October 2, 2021

Don: "hey man, what have you been up to?"
A verry relaxed Peter: "You know how it is man I'm just here on my crush & grind.
A verry relaxed Peter: "You know how it is man I'm just here on my crush & grind.
by Crushgrind.com February 24, 2017
