Chode

Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.
Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!
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a penis that is wider than it is long.
jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide
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Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 19, 2020
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chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.
"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."
by Altman be praised August 27, 2014
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Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom
by Russiabias69 April 21, 2021
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Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks
by Sports net February 16, 2024
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