chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.

I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.

by AlecDA April 12, 2019

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 13, 2024

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

Robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

Your dick is like a nice robo chode

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019