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Chode

You're such a chode
by Bettsy is a chode December 4, 2018
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Chode

typically a dude called Gustav, they often suffer from the highly unacceptable sickness called having a chode
look at that chode!!! are you sure you aren't a Gustav
by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020
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Chode Spodeler

One who spodels the chode.
Man, that guy is a real chode spodeler.
by RETRO ARCADE January 15, 2022
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chode poker

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"
by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016
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BungBung Chode

A short thick/fat person who rides or is always on or obsessed with a certain body part, specially an anal hole.
Oh my goodness look at that guys rolls, hes so ugly” “Shut up you BungBung Chode!”
by Jemal Jerker June 18, 2024
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!
by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020
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