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Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.
by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021
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sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis
wow did you see david has a sigma chode
by Sigmarizzler82 February 6, 2024
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Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020
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Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.
Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode
by Libila May 7, 2024
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You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle
Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”
by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025
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Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.
Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!
by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019
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Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 1, 2018
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