Famunda cheese

The cheese that is famunda my balls. It has the distinctive taste of man balls, very high salt and protein content.

My girlfriend ate some of my very salty famunda cheese last night.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

cheddar cheese

When a girl with braces gives head to a man and runs her teeth on the penis because she is not very good at giving head. The braces scrape the penis and hurt the male a lot. Resembles a cheese grater.

John: Dude i heard Alice gave you head! How was it man?
Travis: It was horrible she cheddar cheesed my cock.
John: Oh man i'm sorry maybe she will get better with practice.

by mistur bigg April 5, 2010

cheese-its

Dope ass snacks for stoners.

Cheesy crackers with a hint of salt. Cheese-its are the shit.

by TagAfag May 18, 2006

Butt Cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks. With time and stimulation, and provided the appropriate binding agents are present, butt cheese takes on a granular form that is know as dingleberries.

"I need to go re-wipe or I'm going to end up with a nasty crop of dingleberries before the day is over."

by John Doyle May 13, 2005

cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 28, 2004

cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

by The House May 5, 2006

blad cheese

An expression used as an exclamation, like when something is good or bad. Used by me and m8z taking th piss out of chavs and sometimes used by chavs. Im not sure if its used outside London.

(blad is another word for blud)

"You are such a nob, blad cheese"

"Oh my dayyyzzzz dat burberry cap is sexy blad cheese!"

Person a "Omg, Ayeesha is such a ho!"
Person b " Blad cheese, You got dat right Sharde!"

by Anonymouse.x April 3, 2007